From the Everything Causes Cancer Department, activists are targeting potato chips. The warning label nazis want consumers to be told that each bag of chips contains harmful cancer-causing chemicals.

Public health attorneys in California have potato chip makers in their sights for not listing a cancer-causing chemical present in many brands.

That chemical is acrylamide. It is an industrial chemical used in plastics, pesticides and sewage treatment that also can occur when starchy foods, such as chips, are processed at high temperatures. The World Health Organization has said acrylamide may be responsible for up to one-third of all cancers caused by diet, as demonstrated by laboratory animal studies. Acrylamide is already on California's list of chemicals known to cause cancer, but some chipmakers haven't listed it on their product packaging as required by Proposition 65 statute.

There you have it: Eat potato chips and die! It's one Goddamned unique ad campaign that's for sure.