Ravenwood - 06/22/05 07:30 AM
"Tom Cruise to sue water squirters?" -- The Bosh Headline, June 21, 2005.
He was squirted in the face with water, so I'm not sure what damages he thinks he's due. Maybe $200 for the shirt, assuming he doesn't shop at JC Penney.
UPDATE: Like I said, Tom Cruise doesn't really have a case. Yeah, squirting someone with water is "assault", but there are no real damages that they can claim. Cruise's lawyers must have told him that well was dry, because he's dropping his plans to sue.
Perhaps he's just upset because the photo looks like a "money shot".
Ewwwww.
Posted by: Steve Scudder at June 22, 2005 8:12 AMSharon Osbourne had a better response, I thought. She picked up a bucket of water and drenched the squirters.
Posted by: Robert Garrard at June 22, 2005 9:37 AMWhat a pussy
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