Living in the lack of luxury


easyhotel.jpgInspired by Japan's famed capsule hotels, easyHotel promises cheap rooms in London that measure just 49 square feet.
Officially, they range from 60 sq ft to 80 sq ft but the Guardian's tape measure puts the smallest rooms at 49 sq ft, with a 7ft-high ceiling and a 14 sq ft en suite pod, cramming in a shower, sink and toilet. Room to swing a cat, there is not. Nor are there windows. In keeping with the easyEthos, such frills are ditched in favour of value for money.
Critics think the venture is doomed to fail because it's overpriced.
Mr Haji-Ioannou, who hopes to expand the model through a franchise network across Europe, said he expected occupancy to remain above 90%, with room rates averaging out at �35 a night to break even.

This came as a surprise yesterday to Nabeel Khalid, whose nearby Green Court hotel is one of scores of guesthouses and hostels in the area, known for its popularity among antipodean backpackers.

"I thought Stelios was going to offer rooms from �5 or something like that," Mr Khalid said. "If you were to shop around, there are hotels which will match or beat his prices." The Green Court offers single rooms from �38, including satellite television channels, breakfast and rooms with windows. At quieter times prices drop to �25, he said.

Hostels, popular with backpackers, cost about �15 for a no-frills dormitory.

At easyHotel, by contrast, guests must get their own breakfast, pay �5 extra for access to the TV remote control in their room, and �10 to have their towels and bed linen changed.
Then there's this, from the EasyHotel FAQ:
Is there a laundrette or facilities for washing clothes? No
Is there a telephone available in the room / hotel? No
Can I store my bicycle within the hotel? No
Can I buy alchohol at the hotel? No
Is there a mini-bar in the room? No
Is there a gym in the hotel? No
Is there a swimming pool in the hotel? No
What items are prohibited? The use of electrical appliances such as toasters, kettles and mini cookers are expressly forbidden in the hotel.
Is there a wardrobe in the room? No wardrobe or allocated storage area in rooms. There is a storeroom for bulky items of luggage.
Can I hang my clothes up in the room? There are two coat hooks in each room.
Do I need to bring my own soap, shampoo, etc? Soap is provided - anything else you will need to bring.
Are there electric razor sockets in the rooms? No
How big are the beds? All beds are standard doubles 4' 6" (120cm) wide by 6' (180cm) long.
Do the rooms contain hair dryers? No
Are safety deposit boxes available? No
Are, extra beds, cots, or cribs available? No
Are adjoining rooms available? No
Is there a lift inside the building? No
That's right, not one, but TWO coat hooks in each room.


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"Room to swing a cat, there is not."

49 sq ft isn't enough room to swing your dick, let alone a cat. Where I come from, anything that small is called a closet, not a room.

Posted by: Robert Garrard at August 5, 2005 11:00 AM

The bed is only 6' long???

ouch.

Posted by: GunGeek at August 5, 2005 12:17 PM

Considering the OUTRAGEOUS price, the complete and total lack of even the most basic of accomodations, and the hostile "the answer is always NO" policy, this place is certain to fail. If it was like $10 bucks a night and had even a few of the things that every hotel since the 50's has had (like free TV) it might have been a workable idea for kids on road trips and such.

Posted by: Matt Groom at August 5, 2005 3:05 PM

Keep in mind that England has a huge TV tax.

Posted by: Ravenwood at August 5, 2005 4:03 PM

TV TAX? Fuck me! What bullshit!

Posted by: Matt Groom at August 6, 2005 9:12 PM

Yeah. A color TV license is about $200 a year.

Check out this tidbit I found on turnoffyourtv.com

"Using a television without an appropriate licence is a criminal offence. Every day we catch an average of 1,200 people using a TV without a licence. There is no valid excuse for using a television and not having a TV Licence, but some people still try - sometimes with the most ridiculous stories ever heard. Our detection equipment will track down your TV. The fact that our enquiry officers are now so well equipped with the latest technology means that there is virtually no way to avoid detection."
-- from the official website of the British Television Licensing Authority, May 2003

Posted by: Ravenwood at August 6, 2005 9:18 PM

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