Wow, and I thought that a simple little trip toward the girls bodies would have been enough to cop (no pun intended) a feel.

Actually, in the United States police officers are not allowed to do any B.C. searches. Only thing they can use is a pat down if they can put in writing why they had to. (I.e. person acted nervous, put hands in pockets several times; prisonor transports.) The more intimate searches are not allowed. It is against the law unless the person is destroying evidence/faces grave bodily injury and death. (I.E. Swallowing it.) Only authorized prison officials can.

And after looking inside a typical U.S. jail it is not a wanted job. All the criminals I see in jail are for the most part the scum of the universe. Most of them are heavy meth users with rotten teeth or partied out bodies that make them look 20 years older. I know even decent people get tossed into the clink on occassion but its not exactly high socety or a bunch of hotties you deal with day in and day out.

Either way I would not go to a party where you had to either be patted down or go through b.c. search. I have better things to subject myself to.

Throw the book at them hang them from a tree