Ravenwood - 11/02/05 06:30 AM
Say what you want, but this guy's got cajones.
It looked like a crime scene, but no charges will be filed after Wayne Goldsberry killed a buck with his bare hands in his daughter's bedroom.The engagement lasted an exhausting 40 minutes, but Goldsberry finally subdued the five-point whitetail deer that crashed through a bedroom window at his daughter's home Friday.
When it was over, blood splattered the walls and the deer lay on the bedroom floor, its neck broken.
Category: Defending Your Life
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Good thing it was a whitetail; I'd like to see someone try that with a mulie.
Posted by: Robert Garrard at November 2, 2005 9:02 AMThis is very sick. Why didn't the guy just get the kid out, close the door and call 911? Deer aren't that stupid, it probably would just have jumped back out again, no? Very sick.
Posted by: lavieenrose at November 2, 2005 11:17 AMNot a kid. Oops.
Posted by: laVieEnRose at November 2, 2005 11:19 AMI don't know about doors in your house, but I don't have a single interior door that could contain a wild buck. Most of them are just hollow wood that could easily be broken out.
Posted by: Ravenwood at November 2, 2005 11:30 AMSounds like this fella needs to invest in a gun. It could have saved him about 39 minutes.
Posted by: Joseph Gullett at November 2, 2005 12:39 PM"Goldsberry entered the bedroom to confront the deer and, after a brief struggle, emerged to tell his wife to call police. After returning to the bedroom, the fight continued." And he had time to fight for 40 minutes, break the deer's neck, and drag it out into the yard before the cops arrived. Good thing it wasn't an armed burglar.
Posted by: markm at November 2, 2005 12:49 PMThat's cojones, not cajones. Cajones are large boxes.
Posted by: pwyll at November 2, 2005 7:05 PMLMAO. What a geek. He re-entered the room to wrestle a dear?
Somehow it reminds me of Gordon Liddy's 'macho man' technique for overcoming fear that he cluelessly offered up as a sign of his toughness. He was scared to death of rats. So he caught one and ATE IT!!
I split a gut when I read that.
PETA is going to be demanding he be prosicuted for killing bambi we know how stupid they are at PETA
Posted by: screaming eagle at November 2, 2005 10:01 PMShoot peta and invading deer.
Posted by: DaveJ at November 3, 2005 5:12 AMThat's nothing. I don't talk about it much, but I once beat a water buffalo to death with my penis.
Posted by: Kingslasher at November 3, 2005 7:00 AMI just had an accident last week where I hit a buck doing 60 MPH in a jeep cherokee. The fricker walked off. (Probably to die somewhere.) If something like that can survive being hit by a vehicle I sure as hell wouldn't take it on bare-handed.
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