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cheerleaderangela.jpgWomen's public restrooms must be A LOT CLEANER than men's. I don't care how drunk you are, having sex in a bathroom stall of a nightclub is gross, and apparently frowned upon in Florida.

Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were charged after their arrest at a bar where witnesses told police the women had sex in a restroom.

Renee Thomas, 20, of Pittsboro, N.C., and Angela Keathley, 26, of Belmont, N.C., were taken to Hillsborough County Jail early Sunday.

Witnesses said the women were having sex in a stall with each other, angering patrons waiting in line to get into the restroom at the club in the Channelside district.

cheerleaderrenee.jpgBut the trouble didn't stop there. Ms. Thomas was charged with battery for allegedly hitting a bar patron as she left the restroom. She then got into even more trouble when she gave police officers a driver's license that was not hers. Thomas faces charges for "giving a false name and causing harm to another", a third degree felony. Keathley faces misdemeanor charges for disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.

UPDATE: Images shamelessly stolen from The Nose on your Face, who no doubt stole them from someplace else.


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I'll be in my bunk....

Posted by: Kevin Baker at November 8, 2005 10:06 AM

You teased us with that and then didn't have the decency to link the video??

Posted by: mikem at November 8, 2005 12:40 PM

Nice Firefly reference, Kev!

how about

"That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth"

Posted by: Chublogga at November 8, 2005 4:02 PM

I've got a bit of a different take on the story over at TSM.

Posted by: Kevin Baker at November 8, 2005 11:59 PM

Women's bathrooms are a LOT cleaner than men's. Every bar I've worked at.

And lesbian hot cheerleader sex is hot. Even in bathrooms.

Posted by: seguin at November 20, 2005 11:46 PM

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