World's Smallest Violin


Thirty-four year old Shane Stant has been informed by Multnomah County (OR) Circuit Judge Julie Frantz that the state cannot expunge his criminal record. Stant made the request because a felony conviction for assault is keeping him out of the Navy SEALs.

Who is Shane Stant, you ask? He's the one who whacked Olympic Figure Skater Nancy Kerrigan on the leg.

Stant served 14 months in prison for the conspiracy involving skater Tonya Harding and her ex-husband when Harding was seeking the U.S. figure skating title and a spot on the 1994 Winter Olympics team...

Stant struck Kerrigan with a police baton as she prepared to compete in the U.S. championships in Detroit, leaving Kerrigan crumpled on the floor, grabbing her knee and crying out, "Why? Why?" Kerrigan recovered from the injury and won the silver medal in the Olympics.

Isn't 34 a little old to join the Navy SEALs?


Category:  Dumb Criminals
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The SEALs wouldn't take him anyway. They require people who know more of honor than just how to spell it.

Posted by: Kevin Baker at December 5, 2005 10:56 AM

He may be a little old, but he must be in perfect shape. Baton-attacks against figure-skaters requires an enourmous amount of physical prowess.

Posted by: Alcibiades at December 5, 2005 12:44 PM

That should be his sentence, go to BUDS, and you can't drop out.

Posted by: Derek at December 5, 2005 2:29 PM

They will take him ... and soon as he drops out they will put his ass in a supply truck in Iraq.

He could just sign up for such transport duty anyway, get his $19,000 bonus, and save the Navy the trouble of breaking his ass first.

Posted by: Kristopher at December 5, 2005 3:48 PM

lets play the violins liets hit this nit-wit over the head with a viiolin hard lets get this dumb jackass to listen

Posted by: sandpiper at December 5, 2005 4:00 PM

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