Shamelessly stolen from the Bitch Girls:

Now that Congress has taken care of many urgent tasks such as debating the BCS for college football and hearing about steriod use in professional baseball, they can now move on to the other important issues of the day.

The chairman of the Senate Commerce Committee, Ted Stevens, R-Alaska, is considering legislation to limit the size of carry-on luggage, saying the suitcases he sees going into airplane cabins are far too large.