World's Smallest Violin


Warren Messner and three other teens were convicted for beating Michael Roberts, a homeless man, to death. Messner was sentenced to 22 years in prison without the possibility of parole for jumping up and down on the mans chest, crushing his ribs. He showed no remorse at his trial, but after a few months in jail Messner's tune has changed.

He didn't feel bad then, but he does now. He has been in juvenile detention for eight months, locked in a small cell and occasionally allowed to go to class.

Messner and his attorney said he has already learned his lesson and is ready to go home to help others.

Reminds me of Raising Arizona:

Ed McDonnough: You mean you busted out of jail.
Evelle: No, ma'am. We released ourselves on our own recognizance.
Gale: What my brother here means to say is that we felt that the institution no longer had anything to offer us.

"I want to be an inspirational speaker for troubled teens," he said Monday.

Messner got the lightest sentence of the four boys. Teens Jeffrey Spurgeon, Justin Stearns and Christopher Scamahorn got 27 to 35 years. They all cut plea deals to avoid life in prison.

The state attorney said that's as much leniency as they should get and the judge agreed.

"I can't think of some reason to change the sentence. I'm going to deny the motion," said the Hon. Joseph Will.

Messner's parents broke down at the denial. His mother said it's unfair, that her son fell in with a bad crowd and prison is killing him.

"He's not getting the mental health, the schooling. He's not getting anything, anything but locked in a cell all day long," Lori Messner said.

Michael Roberts could not be reached for comment.
The judge and the state both argued that being deprived services and being locked away is precisely the point of prison. Warren Messner will spend the next 22 years in prison without the chance for parole.
It reminds me of HBO's America Undercover look at life inside of Lewisburg Federal Penitentiary. Their interview of an inmate went something like this:

INMATE: I believe that if you forgive yourself in the eyes of the Lord, than you should be set free of your bonds. And I've forgiven myself for what I've done, I've made amends, I think that I should be set free.

INTERVIEWER: What are you in for?

INMATE: [with a straight face] Triple murder. But I must have blacked out during that third murder, because they say I stabbed my sister 27 times and I only remember cutting her throat.

Cross posted at Dumb Criminals.


Comments

Reminds me of a movie when the Warden asks " Who else here is innocent" and everyone hollers out me.

Posted by: SgtFluffy at December 7, 2006 4:27 PM

If you want to see photos of four suddenly wide awake kids, go to inmatesplus.com, click Florida and enter their names from the article.
I'm not complaining about their sentences, but I am surprised that juveniles can be given "without parole" sentences along with such long adult terms. I honestly can't think of four kids who earned them more.

Posted by: mikem at December 7, 2006 10:55 PM

Well its too bad he is whinning but he should not have murdered that homeless man why dont they just hang him so we dont have to put up with his idiotic whinning

Posted by: spurwing plover at December 10, 2006 9:21 PM

There was a time when people like that were hung the day after the crime was committed, (*sigh) those were better days.

Posted by: isiah of buffalo at December 11, 2006 4:03 AM

Damn, looks like he is still eating pretty well in the pokey:
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Height: 5'11''
Weight: 257 lbs
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I wonder if he has become someone's pragg yet!!

Posted by: Joseph at December 11, 2006 1:43 PM

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