Ravenwood - 11/15/07 09:54 PM
First this girl made a goofy list about what men should do for women to please them. A few guys like this guy, felt the list was more than a little self serving. Considering it contained items like "walk her dog or dangle toys for her cat", and "surprise her one day by washing, vacuuming, and gassing up her car" I tend to agree with his point. Sorry ladies, but if I play with your dog it is because I like your dog, not because I want to get into your pants. Talk about over-analyzing things. (BTW, if I vacuum your house for you, it is because I want to get into your pants.)
That said, I've got a short list of my own that I think compares to Shell's list.
10 Ways to Please Your Man*
* These techniques may have little or no effect on "metrosexual man" that the feminazis have created. If you have one of those, throw him back and try again.
Best of Ravenwood's Universe, originally posted 09/08/2003.
If you can't even make the effort to use an Amazon Wishlist to figure out what she wants for number 3, then I think criticism is warranted. At least Sebastian finally broke down and asked me to make mine public for the holidays. :)
Finally, if the chick is still reading Cosmo past age 17, you've got larger problems to deal with than her remembering to get you a beer.
Posted by: Bitter at November 15, 2007 11:13 PMWomen need to learn to flush the toilet more often.
Yes, I'm sure that there are men that don't do it enough, but I think women have men beat in this category.
Posted by: Alcibiades McZombie at November 16, 2007 2:33 AMNo wonder you blog anonymously. If you used your real name you wouldn't get laid again.
Ever!
(Good list! - my wife doesn't read blogs.)
Posted by: Kevin Baker at November 16, 2007 9:41 AMMAKE HIMA MEAT AND POTATOS MEAL AND FORGET THOSE STUPID VEGGIEBURGER PUKE STUFF AND TREAT HIM TO A RESTRUANT AND SCREW THE gultless grill NONSENSE
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at November 16, 2007 11:03 AMPreach it brother! True then, and true now!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Posted by: Steve at November 21, 2007 12:58 PMThanksgivings over and christmas is comming and as usial the wackos from such dumb groups like CODESTINKPINK will be out at the department stores urging us not to buy war toys TELL THEM TO GET A LIFE i mean ROBIN WILLIAMS made a crappy movie TOYS with a antiwar toy theme and it bombed big time. I remeber those toy machine guns with the barrel that went RATATATAT when you pulled the trigger and i had one of those tou ray guns that you could turna little wheel and have three different colored beams and can you rmember the two types of lasers they used in LOST IN SPACE? and i even had a STAR TREK type phaser
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at November 25, 2007 3:42 PMWhat ever happened to 'steak and BJ' day?
Amen to the Mind Reading thing! I finally got the wife trained on that one.
AND... she no longer expects me to just know what she wants.
AND... sometimes, right out of nowhere, she'll bring a beer.
Progress..... Ò¿Ö
Posted by: Old Wierd Ward at December 4, 2007 6:32 PMI just wanted to say to the guy before me "I have my wife trained on that one." Do you mean your actual wife or that piece of fur you rub on your dick every night?
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