Ravenwood - 12/04/03 07:00 AM
Reason 106: Xbox deflects real bullets, "real" being the 9mm variety.
Category: Toys for Grownups
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"When called to investigate a shooting last Friday night, police in Anne Arundel County, Maryland found an unlikely culprit--an Xbox."
Did the Xbox try to shoot itself? I've heard of people blaming violence on video games, but this is ridiculous.
Posted by: MMW at December 4, 2003 8:49 AMI was trying to figure that out myself. Perhaps the writer thinks that the offender was not the shooter but the X-Box. But then again why would the shooter be arrested if it was all the X-Box's fault? The better more logical term would have been "victim."
Posted by: Rhett at December 4, 2003 12:25 PMYou are both wrong. The X-Box is clearly to blame, for bringing this violence on itself. Rather than blame the shooter, the X-Box should be asking itself, "What have I done to make him hate me."
Posted by: Ravenwood at December 4, 2003 1:10 PMWell then since the X-Box died for its crime all that is left is to give the gun the electric chair.
Posted by: Rhett at December 4, 2003 3:50 PMSo the X-Box, while the culprit, is also the victim? Maybe our society should start video game consoles some after school programs and start marketing midnight basketball to them.
Posted by: MMW at December 4, 2003 4:51 PM(c) Ravenwood and Associates, 1990 - 2014