Name:  Kenny  (Ken, now that he is "an adult")
Age:  30-something
Status:  Married
Occupation:  Director of Engineering at a pre-IPO software firm
Location:  San Francisco, CA
Bio:  I have known Kenny for about 19 years now.  He always excels at whatever he does, which usually pisses a lot of people off.  I like him, no matter what others say about him.  Despite attending a rival university, which wasn't exactly known for engineering, Kenny has really done well after college.  He has a great job, a loving wife, and lots of toys.
Hobbies: SciFi, flying, traveling.

My take on him:  On the surface, Kenny seems like a mild mannered techno-nerd.  In reality, he has an alter ego that can really get him into trouble.  Fortunately, he knows enough to wait until his "big friends" arrive before he picks a fight with someone.

Kenny seems sophisticated, yet he can easily be tempted by cheap beer.  I remember him showing up on my doorstep with a body in his trunk and two cases of Olympia.  Oh what a weekend that was!

If you are ever out in San Francisco however, you'd better have a place to stay.  Kenny and his wife don't like to have houseguests.  At least that is what they told ME.  I guess they don't want to go through the trouble of cleaning up all of their ritualistic goat hair and cow's blood.