Name: Kenny
(Ken, now that he is "an adult")
Age: 30-something
Status: Married
Occupation: Director
of Engineering at a pre-IPO software firm
Location: San
Francisco, CA
Bio: I
have known Kenny for about 19 years now. He always excels at whatever
he does, which usually pisses a lot of people off. I like him, no
matter what others say about him. Despite attending a rival university,
which wasn't exactly known for engineering, Kenny has really done well
after college. He has a great job, a loving wife, and lots of toys.
Hobbies: SciFi,
flying, traveling.
My take on him: On the surface, Kenny seems like a mild mannered techno-nerd. In reality, he has an alter ego that can really get him into trouble. Fortunately, he knows enough to wait until his "big friends" arrive before he picks a fight with someone.
Kenny seems sophisticated, yet he can easily be tempted by cheap beer. I remember him showing up on my doorstep with a body in his trunk and two cases of Olympia. Oh what a weekend that was!
If you are ever out in San Francisco however, you'd better have a place to stay. Kenny and his wife don't like to have houseguests. At least that is what they told ME. I guess they don't want to go through the trouble of cleaning up all of their ritualistic goat hair and cow's blood.