UPDATE - I am still not sure if I will be going back to Oktoberfest this year. I am tossing around the idea of going to Rio (Carnival 2003) and Hong Kong (Chinese New Year 2003).
FREE OKTOBERFEST GETAWAY OFFER (FOR 2002 2003) - Applications are being accepted from attractive young women (ages 18 to 35) who would like to accompany us on an all expenses paid trip to Germany for Oktoberfest 2002 2003. Airfare1, transportation, hotel2, meals3, and all drinks4 will be provided in exchange for short-lived but frequent sexual favors5. Applicants must be over 18, be able to travel outside the US, and have a valid passport. If you are interested in applying for one of the two vacant spots, please submit nude photos of yourself, a photocopy of your passport, and results from a recent HIV test to: free-vacation-offer-AT-ravnwood.com.
Terms and conditions:
Offer void where prohibited by law.
We reserve the right to refuse travel and services to anyone, at any time, for any reason.
Since this trip is still in the "planning" stages, there is a possibility that we will not end up going.
Photo submissions will not be returned, may be shared with friends, and/or posted on the internet.
1 - Must be willing to fly steerage or luggage class. You may be asked to ride in a suitcase, packing crate, animal holding pen, or asked to hold your breath for up to 9 hours.
2 - Must be willing to share a bed, and sleep in the wet spot.
3 - Meals will be served at least once per day, and may have little sustenance or nutritional value.
4 - Drinks will be very alcoholic and very plentiful.
5 - Sexual favors typically last from 2 to 27 minutes, and may involve animals, midgets, or leather bindings.>