Name: Chris (aka Meathead)
Age: 30-something
Status: Married
Occupation: Sales
Location: Alabamastan
Bio: Chris grew up in Virginia, and moved south after high school to attend Alabama. After graduating, he moved further south and set up camp in New Orleans, before moving back to Alabama to get married.

If you are wondering why we call him Meathead, see hat. (If you still don't get it, see jacket.)
Hobbies: Drinking, Football, and drinking.

My take on him: I have known Chris since I was in 2nd grade. He was always the most rude, obnoxious, pompous, asshole I had ever known. This is what makes him the life of any party. When Chris has enough to drink, he will inevitably pick a fight with someone. Chris' family reunions often look like a good episode of COPS.

Chris recently left New Orleans to move back to Alabama and get married. I'm sure it is just coincidental that Alabama is one of only a handful of states that allows you to marry your first cousin.